Welcome, Bat-fans, to Caption This!, DC Collectibles’ monthly game of captionary cleverness where we give you a fun photo and ask you to compose the perfect caption for it. As many would-be captioners have discovered, it’s not always easy to nail that perfect combination of inside knowledge and humor that all great captions have in common. But don’t take our word for it. Try it out yourself!

In 1986, Frank Miller gave us the Batman classic, The Dark Knight Returns. About four months ago, we announced a series of DC Collectibles statues and action figures inspired by the book. And today, we’ve taken one of those statues and done something absolutely ridiculous with it. Yes, it truly is a great day to be a Batman fan. And apparently, it’s also a great day on the ol’ farm for a pony ride.

Man, there’s a lot of tallgrass on the mean streets of Gotham. No wonder Batman’s decided to ditch the Batmobile for a four-legged ride. So, you think you can Caption This? Well, then git to it, pardner! Giddyap!