SPOILER ALERT: The following contains plot points from Saturday’s Batman Beyond 2.0 #3. Read at your own risk!

Haven’t read Batman Beyond 2.0 #3 yet? Read it instantly here!

HEY THERE, CORPORATE SHEEP! STAN LABOWSKI HERE. MAYBE YOU KNOW ME BETTER BY THE NAME THAT THE CORRUPT MEDIA LIKES TO CALL ME— “MAD STAN!”

AS PART OF MY “TREATMENT” AT THE ARKHAM INSTITUTE, I’M SUPPOSED TO “SPEND SOME TIME WORKING ON MY NON-VIOLENT SELF” BY WRITING THIS BLOG ENTRY ABOUT SOME NEW BATMAN COMIC. MAKES SENSE—I HEARD THERE’S SOME KIND OF ‘VILLAINS MONTH’ THING GOIN’ ON AND THERE’S NO BIGGER VILLAIN IN NEO-GOTHAM THAN BATMAN!

SO CHECK OUT THE SLIDESHOW FOR A RECAP ON HOW THINGS WENT DOWN WHEN SOMEONE TRIED TO SPRING US FINE FOLKS AT ARKHAM. I DON’T KNOW WHO DID IT, BUT I GOTTA SAY, I LIKE THEIR STYLE!

KEEP ON FIGHTIN’ THE SYSTEM, BUDDY! IF YOU NEED HELP BLOWIN’ STUFF UP, YOU KNOW WHERE TO FIND ME.

-STAN

P.S. CAN SOMEONE PLEASE FEED BOOM-BOOM WHILE I’M GONE?