Okay, you poozers, put the kids to bed and find your stomach. This week’s edition of This Just Happened is not for the squeamish! If you faint at the sight of blood, stop reading now and go watch the new DC Super Hero Girls movie trailer or something.
This is it! The fight of the galaxy! In green corner, weighing in at about 215, we have the Coast City Cavalier—Hal Jordan! And in the yellow corner, weighing in at—oh, I don’t know and I’m not about to ask the guy—we have the Korugarian Killer, the Face of Fear, the Mustachioed Menace—Sinestro!