Caption This!: Batman: Arkham City Series 4 Nightwing

February may be a short month, but if you think that means we’ll be shorting YOU this month by skipping Caption This!, never fear. We’re here with a new DC Collectibles image screaming for a crazily clever caption to brighten our Wednesday afternoon.

 

This week, we return to Arkham City with a photo that features the brand new Nightwing figure from Series 4. The thing about keeping a sharp eye on the Gotham streets late at night is that when a crime isn’t occurring, it’s actually pretty boring. You’re looking at what amounts to a succession of dimly lit alleys, and it’s only a matter of time before even the most devoted crime-fighter might start looking for a little distraction to occupy his time.

 

But what sort of distraction? Well…

 

 

When Nightwing said that he was going to “hit the bricks,” we didn’t think that’s what he had in mind. So…can you Caption This?

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Caption This!: Batman: The Dark Knight Returns Action Figure

Just like a certain Dark Knight, Caption This has returned! We’ve emerged from our month-long “retirement” and are back with a great new photo. Will you rise to the challenge with an equally inspired caption for it? Does the Batmobile fire rubber bullets? (No, seriously. Does it? We’ve never been able to tell if Batman was being serious there…)

 

Keeping the parks of Gotham free of crime and corruption is a big part of Batman’s nightly duty. But in the day, he prefers another activity. Looks like the bat signal isn’t the only thing you’ll be spotting in the skies of Gotham…

 

 

Think coming up with a caption for this one will be a breeze? Well, then what are you waiting for? It’s time to Caption This!

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Caption This!: New 52 Superman Action Figure

Yes, DC Collectibles fans, it’s your favorite day of the month again. The day we post another fun photo featuring a recent collectible and encourage you to post the best caption imaginable beneath it. The most brilliant, poetic or illuminating caption. A caption that will make the rest of the world stand up and say, “My goodness! So this is why the Internet was created! So that this line of text that somehow perfectly encapsulates what’s going on in this photo can be written!”

 

Or that makes us a laugh a little.

 

Anyhow, here’s this month’s photo. It features the brand new Justice League: Superman action figure that’s based on the Man of Steel’s New 52 design. He’s posed with something we’re told used to be used for making phone calls, though we think Kal-El could probably think of a few other things to do with it…

 

 

So, can you hear me now—er, we mean… Can you Caption This?

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Caption This!: Darkseid Deluxe and Parademon Action Figures

It’s time for another wild and witty installment of Caption This!, the monthly feature where the folks at DC Collectibles set the scene and all of you tell us what the heck is going on in it by writing funny captions in the comments. This time around, we’re featuring the new Darkseid Deluxe Action Figure, who’s posed with a squadron of Parademons. Emphasis on pose here.

 

 

So, young man, write your caption below. We said, young man, we really want to know. We said, young man, you won’t win any dough…but you’ll make…your…fellow…fans laugh!

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Caption This!: John Stewart and Atrocitus Action Figure 2-Pack

We’re back with a new and extra exciting edition of Caption This! It’s October, so we’re getting into the costume-clad spirit by featuring the stars of the DC Comics Super-Heroes NYCC Exclusive Action Figure 2-Pack in a Halloween scene. But it’s all of you who will be the life of the party here. What’s going on with John Stewart and Atrocitus in this shot? And who the heck invited Larfleeze?

 

 

You tell us! Write your captions below in the comments, then like the captions that you think are the best. We want to know…can you Caption This?

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Caption This! The Joker Black and White

Welcome, friends and fans, to CAPTION THIS! from DC Collectibles, a new monthly feature here on DCComics.com.

 

If a picture alone is worth a thousand words, then what about a caption? Truly great captions speak volumes in just a few, perfectly chosen words. Writing captions is a talent. A skill. In fact, it may just be the last truly unsung artform.

 

Or maybe it’s just a fun chance to have some of the most popular characters in the DC Universe say some of the most ridiculous things imaginable. Every month, we’ll be posting a new image prepared by the good folks at DC Collectibles for the sole purpose of inspiring some of the craziest, silliest, wittiest captions from some of the most imaginative and fun people in the world: the DC fans!

 

Write your caption in the comments field, share it on Facebook, tweet it on Twitter, tattoo it on your dog (eh…well, maybe not that). In short, proclaim it to the world. But most important, have fun. Your first photo, featuring the new Batman: Black and White Joker statue is below:

 

 

So…can you Caption This?

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