It’s time for another wild and witty installment of Caption This!, the monthly feature where the folks at DC Collectibles set the scene and all of you tell us what the heck is going on in it by writing funny captions in the comments. This time around, we’re featuring the new Darkseid Deluxe Action Figure, who’s posed with a squadron of Parademons. Emphasis on pose here.

So, young man, write your caption below. We said, young man, we really want to know. We said, young man, you won’t win any dough…but you’ll make…your…fellow…fans laugh!