February may be a short month, but if you think that means we’ll be shorting YOU this month by skipping Caption This!, never fear. We’re here with a new DC Collectibles image screaming for a crazily clever caption to brighten our Wednesday afternoon.

This week, we return to Arkham City with a photo that features the brand new Nightwing figure from Series 4. The thing about keeping a sharp eye on the Gotham streets late at night is that when a crime isn’t occurring, it’s actually pretty boring. You’re looking at what amounts to a succession of dimly lit alleys, and it’s only a matter of time before even the most devoted crime-fighter might start looking for a little distraction to occupy his time.

But what sort of distraction? Well…

When Nightwing said that he was going to “hit the bricks,” we didn’t think that’s what he had in mind. So…can you Caption This?