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First Look: Cave Carson Takes an Office Job

First Look: Cave Carson Takes an Office Job

By Tim Beedle Monday, February 19th, 2018

Cave Carson has explored some of the earth’s most remote, perilous depths. But in CAVE CARSON HAS A CYBERNETIC EYE/SWAMP THING SPECIAL #1, we find him somewhere truly frightening—an office cube!

Drink your milk, kids. It’s good for you. It’ll make you big and strong. In fact, you should stop reading this and go and get a glass of nice, cold, refreshing milk right now. And don’t pay any attention to that person reminding you that you’re lactose intolerant. That’s not your mother. You may think so, but she’s not. In fact, I’m not entirely sure she’s human…

Milk is life. It’s what this great country was made from. Milk kept us on the right path when everyone else was telling us we were wrong. It gave birth to our best innovations—the light bulb, the television, your favorite superhero… Any time you felt sad or alone, it was milk that comforted you. Milk brought you pleasure and took away the pain. It sang to you at night and tucked you into bed. And now, it’s giving you an exclusive preview of CAVE CARSON HAS A CYBERNETIC EYE/SWAMP THING SPECIAL #1, part four of the DC’s Young Animal crossover into the DCU, “Milk Wars.” Enjoy…and remember, milk comes in chocolate too!

CAVE CARSON HAS A CYBERNETIC EYE/SWAMP THING SPECIAL #1

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CAVE CARSON HAS A CYBERNETIC EYE/SWAMP THING SPECIAL #1 by Jon Rivera, Langdon Foss, Nick Filardi, Magdalene Visaggio and Sonny Liew is in stores this Wednesday.